The unofficial awards department
Big trophies.
Petty reasons.
Some achievements deserve a medal. Others deserve a roast. Turn your favorite person’s most ridiculous habit into a personalized comedy trophy.
For friends, partners & coworkers who can take a joke.
New brand. Clear intentions.
From inside joke to mantelpiece
You know the person.
We know the punchline.
We’re building an AI-powered award maker that turns a name and a funny description into a shareable award—and, optionally, a real 3D-printed trophy.
A little inspiration
“CEO of Bad Decisions”
For the friend whose “quick idea” always becomes a story.
Make it personal
A name, a habit, an inside joke. The best awards start with something only your group understands.
Give the joke a title
Our planned free AI generator will turn your description into a funny award you can share. The aim: more personality, less generic gift.
Make it shelf-worthy
Our physical trophy concept brings the award into the real world with personalized 3D printing. A desk-sized reminder of a very unserious achievement.
The first small batch
A tiny trophy. A lasting running joke.
We’re testing personalized physical trophies before scaling production. Final pricing, availability, and delivery details will be confirmed on the product page before you order.
$29.99
Target price per personalized trophy.
Not a confirmed offer; production costs are still being validated.
Give credit where it’s barely due
Someone you know
deserves this. Probably.
Skip the forgettable gift. Find an award that gets the whole group laughing.